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I responded to a Craigslist ad, they were looking for some extras for a new movie coming out starring Method Man and Edward Furlong, which seemed to be interesting at the very least. I applied with a few glamor shots, was hired almost immediately, and went today to the shoot.
They needed hobo looking people, and I was one of them. The women in wardrobe said she wanted to make me look pregnant, so she stuffed some blankets under the dirty, grimy dress she'd put on me and duct taped it around my waist. Dusted some more dirt on me, make me look like a junkie, gutter-punk pregnant girl, and sent me on set. Everyone, including Method Man, was pretty convinced that I was pregnant and one person even yelled at me for smoking with child. Pretty funny shit.
After we were done shooting, Method Man rode with us (us being a few of the extras and the wardrobe lady) and we talked about the most random ass shit ever.
lanahyde (7:01:14 PM): Dude, guess who the fuck I just met Kenny (7:01:31 PM): leslie uggums lanahyde (7:01:40 PM): I met Method Man lanahyde (7:01:53 PM): I was an extra in a movie called "The Mortician" Kenny (7:02:02 PM): i saw method man's dick in a youtube video once lanahyde (7:02:19 PM): He plays a borderline autistic mortician in a ghetto area lanahyde (7:02:23 PM): It looks like a decent movie lanahyde (7:02:43 PM): But yeah, I'm an extra, I play a cracked out pregnant junkie gutterpunk Kenny (7:03:04 PM): i never would've pegged a role like that for method man lanahyde (7:03:14 PM): I fucking know lanahyde (7:03:31 PM): Dude, he's a cool fucking dude lanahyde (7:03:50 PM): We were talking about ketchup and his fear of toilet seats for half an hour lanahyde (7:04:12 PM): and then he asked me about herpes and HPV because we were talking about biology lanahyde (7:04:32 PM): like, "so wait, I heard you can catch herpes from toilet seats" Kenny (7:04:54 PM): i think your sunday has bested all of my sundays combined lanahyde (7:05:05 PM): and I was like, it's unlikely because toilet seats cool down pretty damn fast and there's little chance the bacteria can survive on surfaces that cool lanahyde (7:05:28 PM): and he's like, but you can catch it without wearing a condom? Kenny (7:06:35 PM): was he wearing a doo rag? lanahyde (7:07:22 PM): and I said "well, yeah dude, male and female genitals are mucous membranes, and that's the best way to catch ANYTHING. If you wear a condom, you're still not safe, because if they're having an outbreak or they somehow got semen or vag juice on their pubic area, it'll get on your skin and possibly IN you" lanahyde (7:07:39 PM): and he mentioned HPV, and asked if it was similar Kenny (7:07:50 PM): why wasn't anyone filming THIS lanahyde (7:08:22 PM): I explained that a wart on your finger is HPV, but there are different kinds that can affect you differently and only affect certain parts of your body. lanahyde (7:08:45 PM): He's like, "well, i heard that in guys, it's like, no symptoms at all, but in girls, it means ovarian cancer?" lanahyde (7:09:59 PM): I was like, "It depends on they type. NOt all males have no symptoms, like some get warts inside their urethra, some on their actual penis, some on their pubic area, but some people don't, even if they have the same type. With women, it's all about getting a vaccine because it's all a 'what if?' thing" lanahyde (7:10:17 PM): He thanked me and asked me if I wanted to take a picture with him, and I said, "sure, why not" lanahyde (7:10:33 PM): I was like, HAHA YEAH BOIII inside, but outside I was really cool and smooth Kenny (7:10:47 PM): awesome lanahyde (7:11:25 PM): On set, he was wearing a very nice suit with nice shoes, like light brown leather wingtip church shoes with a grey suit, green button up shirt underneath, glasses, and a nice hat lanahyde (7:11:27 PM): like a bowler lanahyde (7:11:48 PM): the picture i have with him, I'll send. I was out of my costume, wish i'd had a picture of myself in that thing It was a very fun experience. I suggest everyone try being an extra at least once in their lives. Tags: extra, fuck i don't fucking know, fun, gutter punk, junkie, method man, movie extra, pregnant, smoking Where?: Zotz, New Orleans I am: accomplished I hear: What a Fool Believes, by self
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